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NOISE & The Temporal Harpsichord

March 2022

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Pink Bag & Gleaners
 
March 2022

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DAB WARDEN Park
 
May 2022

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NFT
or Non-Fungible Token/ the new crypto-money.
Artists are renown for "following their Passion", adding "A Link" to The Canon, finding "The
Northwest Passage", serving The Common Man. The Money Men are interested in Money, they
know correctly, in this racquet there is No [Great American] Middle Class/ Middle Men only AND
that Speculation is more American/ holier than Apple Pie.
The purported Raison d' Etre for an NFT is to give provenance legitimacy to all this worthless
cyberspace endeavor, that is; someone owns what many possess. (A little iffy...)
In this conjecture on the topic, "we" subject a watercolor by artist David Green to a metaphorical conversion into currency. My presumption is that an idea that is thinkable can be presented visually.
Ultimately it does not matter if my idyll is comprehensive or cohesive; value is only ascribed
by the viewer for any reason whatsoever.

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Portrait of A Flag/ Tectonics
Corporate ear-worms bind
The Country while The Long
Picture reminds there is always
Tectonic Drift.

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The Naif
One of those efforts where I do not know if I am "A Go Figure Guy" or an Ab_Exer. The imperious Modern Man hangs with a batch of Long Dead Art Personas. They are The Jokers and he is a couple of centuries up on them; by the time I give up, He is The Naif.

  In Ab_Ex-ville one wonders whether or not that buried heave of paint still plays (has influence) in the final presentation. Here The Naif sign (?) lets stand The Jokers sign./ splitting the difference (doing avoidance) on this preposterous esoteria. I think the original Naif (figure left) is going to find traction in The Church and become a Great Conqueror // - so who is The Jerk here (I ask)?

Best Feature: The Good Ship Microsoft Windows/ 16th Century Version/ Stage RIGHT Bottom.

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Woe Is Art 2020 (A Dave Green title...)

Still one of my Faves. On the kovnerart.com website (Buried) it says the following:

 Several years later and indeed The County Museum has gone FLAT. The Feminist Spear Hurlers (textured with detonated Museum detritus) along with some Greek Vase Javelin Associates seek the demise of a 1950's Picasso who was not hip enough to anticipate his pariah status 70 years hence - when The Viral Cat had replaced boyish art practices.

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Reformation DAB, The Second.
November
2021

Blessed Tennies (Confabulation)
Carolyn Berger produced more than 50 written pieces during The 2020-2021 Quarantine. Most were memoir and focused on The Pecking Order/ Class Strata of Adolescents. Their great beauty was in how totally, objectively she inhabited her Child Selves.

 I did take umbrage to one, however, where I felt she was embellishing politically in The Here & Now (breaking with her undeclared precepts).

  Breaking with Precepts is My Thing, I call it Formalism. Any time I can pin your ears back

and hammer your shallow certainties, I am going to try.

 In Carolyn's Tale her tennis shoes/ Fashion (mis)Statement are blessed by an artist of reputation [She Cashes Out, Exalts, Classes Up, Sucks Up.]

  It doesn't take much to get this Reactionary's

dander up. In my re-Tale-ing G-d Almighty does The Endorsement (see Sistine Chapel for reference). The Nike's aspire to be Ballet Slippers and Eve (yes. that Eve -flaunting The Rib) approves. Michelangelo only parceled out her head, sans Body; alas I had to digitally "paint" a body without The Requisite desiccated watercolors and cheapskate brushes.

  Of course this piece was about two other issues, (besides pettiness) entirely. I wanted to discuss Illustration and Politically Correct Mania.

Long Live The Princess (longer than painting might be long enough...)!!!

See you on Facebook.

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Tick Tock Dough/

OR/ What I Did With The Art Machine
 It is a War of Worlds, Machine vs. Machine/ Wallpaper Winner.

  D.A. sent to his imagined acolytes a "beta"

version of The Art Machine, that "artists"

might use to create random time lapse

concoctions composed of Art History.

  Well(!), isn't that what Andrew does? Well, Yes, Sort of...

  The AM was on the blink that morning so grantees were necessitated to improvise.

His, now my Victorian Lass, would suffer a different fate. Something Warholian, Pop-ish in the raw data, so that way I went.

  In The Olde Days, before The Popular Image/ Ab-Exers talked "all over" and "the scaffold for Action Painting" - Id and Impulse. The Beautiful Lady would be SOP.

Fashion, in the long run, is never gospel but does leave evidence.

 The time differential between The Present and POP, and Pop and The Victorian are approximately equivalent. That was the Seek And Find impetus here, bound by the

"typing-on-the-fly" imperative and surely

(unfortunately) "The Flat".  

 The dressmaker's mannequin and the nine panel grid are our scaffold here. I use a Kovner Prow Woman as the slicing and dicing tool.

 The 1960's were protean and sociable, it was never really All Andy.

If you need relief from Frank Stella, I would recommend Louise Nevelson and Marisol.

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A(rt) M(achine) Merger
 

GONEwww.kovnerart.com/Andrew_Kovner;_The_Archives.html
See: Remnants/VanishedKovnerArtDOTCom on This Site

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Horses At A Cemetary

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Little Temple Of Painting Round #1

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U See Um Fridge Magnetic

(The Penultimate Refuge)

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Mr. Warden on Exhibition

(Val-Art)

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Sponge Bob Jury

 Hard to say who is on trial here and who is exonerated. I couldn't get those Grays to print back there in the Analog Universe, so re-cracked it. Escaped The Kangaroo Court simply because the adversaries went doddering. It is said "whatever does not kill you, makes you stronger" so you can chase after Johnnie RED, whatever that is..

Existential Affinity Group

 YIPES! Looks like everyone went off to a tragic movie of their own choice.

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Watering This-Is-Not-A-Tree

Yellow Rose

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The Artist's Studio

All Diego Rivera: we just rearranged his properties at Mike V's space, rearranging  Mike's Studio too. Liberated Mary from another pregnancy but not from Too Much Nothing. I play The Fop near the back window.

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Roadway Boogie-woogie

  History has precedent over art, indubitably.

Art is artifact, tempest-tossed.

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OMG
 
Trump Casino is vanquished in Atlantic City, The Public awaits The Popcorn Revival.

Earlier versions used the "working title":

-Dare Not Mention His Name...

OMG is better. That categorizes "bad day at the hair-colorist" through Nuclear Holocaust.

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Thanatos Confabulation/ Whopper
Once upon a time Fantasy belonged to The Realm of Art. Not so much anymore.Jump right in. Let Hearse Put You In The Driver's Seat.

 Sort of a rumination on advertising. How are "truths" altered and when might they become inherent conviction, no longer questioned? Simple assumptions are assaulted in this era, pulverized How can my Neighbor believe what I can only consider FANTASTIC? One of those eras where PARODY just won't due. This artiste must go whole hog to depict.

 How was it that The Residents of Oz found their leader to be Magnificent/ Impeccable/ Unimpeachable? What small leap might it be from de-levitating into a spanking new Bonneville from fearsome heights than scrupulously pan your perimeter for Baby-Eaters?

  You did know that certain contiguous U.S. States rendered a mythological creature? You did know that Liberty had gone back to The Factory for repair? You did know that many a Great Artist had done Dancing Red Meat to get your gore and prevail you to Rage and Contribution? You did know The Center Cannot Hold? You did know Punch & Judy are Forever?

J'Accuse Character Element #1

  October 2021

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J'Accuse Character Element #2

  October 2021

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J'Accuse Character Element #3

  October 2021

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J'Accuse / Production Notes

  October 2021

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Three Celebrity Fridges

  November 2021

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Start Again

  December 2021

The Collector

  December 2021

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The Droll Artists

September 2021

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 Mickey Aces

February 2022

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 J'Accuse Studio

 October 2021


  Brutal Brutus offed his three sons because he thought they were not up to his concept, saving The Republic. Not The Job he had in mind but the one he had. His Narrator/ Painter Jacques-Louis David was one with The Revolution, signed a couple of

Guillotine Approvals, watched his buddies Robespierre and Marat take it on the chin

 I have been doing Metaphor of Troll Culture for many years, now more familiar as Cancel Culture; I would like to get beyond it. In fiction one can remove The Avatars of The Source especially when those trees that fall in that forest make no sounds, can reach no consensus, are resolute in their foibles and cannot share Humor.

 Brutus is of course quite shaken. I wash my hands.

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DAB's Adventure in N.Y.
 
October 2021

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Robert Erases Willem @ my SoHo Loft.
 
January 2023

 Hello Michele, (public)

 Attached to this email is a rectangular planer presentation receivable by a similar

computer device that was employed to devise. Visually it is doormat and simultaneously,

an oration, for good or ill/ true or false; certainly ambiguous which remains the legacy of

Abstract Expressionism and specifically Willem de Kooning.

 

 It was tooled by razor blade while Matisse told you the sweet-tooth aches for armchair.

Archaic references not necessarily comprehensible to the young artiste, practicing, enhancing dance steps for the

TikTok app, that might make them a successful Influencer, moneyed businesses would wish to co-join.

 

 I am very familiar with Michele's experience of having a labored painting be inappropriately exhibited and

subsequently reevaluated as energy transference fuel (the positivity of destruction). And that is what this digital painting

pretty much does/ is about. Does the damn thing still have a pulse?

 In actuality, most people delete my incursions at first sight/ block my email, and for a rare few, take time to ridicule and excoriate.

I share your antipathy for known anarchists.

 

 A young audacious artist, Robert Rauchenberg came upon the Idea that he would ring the doorbell of The Great Artist, Willem de Kooning and ask Willem to supply a drawing the up and coming artist(e) could destroy. de Kooning thought it was a great idea AND they did it! 70 years later it is still great lore; an Event, Historic (at least to me). AND worth making art-ache about. AND, exxxcuse me, High-Art. Whew, that is not a term anymore bandied about; as it is the zenith of pretension. Said Robert Browning (about The Pre-Raphaelites) "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?"

 ANYONE can make a painting, Kitsch is always on demand, why should we distinguish Party A's endeavor from Party B?

One for all and all for one. OR "Fuck You Too". In some circles this is considered "the crisis of painting" but I read the newspaper and know you have better things to worry about.

 The arbiters of "Art" decide "what is and what isn't", and you the powerless can bellyache all you want and explain

your grievance to a wall. Power doesn't give an inch, and why should it? I hail the entrepreneurial class being a fellow American, last I checked.

 

  Middle Level Art Institutions took it on the chin during The Pandemic (and still). I had long associated with one in particular.

Said an even "Older-Timer" than myself, "{UnNamed, has and always will be, An Artistic Backwater}". I was Shocked! -having stood on my hands for decades trying to paint Naked People. Seemed so ordinary, matter-of-fact, then; Now I have to follow Toulouse Latrec to the whorehouse to avoid arrest. Good you can Remember Painting when I cannot.

 

 A Mirror held to Nature, or so they said... AND if the mirror has self-consciousness, best give it its own reflection. We are all running around with mirrors, even if we live in an iPhone or R an iPhone or know someone who is an iPhone.

 

 I like to think of {the thing I am discussing} as a projection thrown by Action Jackson, BUT before it took form on the oozing substrate it crystalized into recognizable (albeit indecipherable) images. Is it truly FLAT? -The Truth of Paint, so help me G_d! Seems to be doing a quasi-wavering... Best kiss the monitor to decide What's Up.

 

 Long ago I hung with an artist who willed only to add a link to the chain of The Canon. (That's the JOB, pal...!) And when he passed another pitcher appeared and said, "What am I Cream (cottage?) Cheese?" He was and he is. And I couldn't talk him out of it, or anyone else. If you happen to be an Artist's Artist try to find a more reputable ilk to associate with; one a little less self-serving, a bit broader in scope, a little bit braver. Or go find that desert Island where you won't be happy there either.

 

 I hang with The Big Boys now, they are all dead but it really isn't a problem. Like anyone else they need a re-Tweet now and again and since I paint with dead artists and not green, blue or red, it works out very well. Actually got a memo from WdK thanking me for resurrecting that drawing he foolishly gave to Robert Rauschenberg.

 

 I do remember that summer in That Loft; twas when I gave up on Ab-Ex and went straight. Took me a while to figure out how to draw again. I do believe that Mythic SoHo is gone now; like the repeat weak shadow in L.A. reference: DADA, The Stuff of Dreams.

Rauschenberg went on to do other things; did not brick-lay the same stones the same way for a lifetime. Most noted for combining images on The Wall with Sculpture on The Floor. (He apparently also painted nudes with light...) Also, by lore, was able to contract a Los Angeles Gallerist who could sell the same painting twice simultaneously, defying the laws of Physics.

 

 Cell Phone People come to this Opening with Opinion; they need neither Fact or Painting.

 

 de Kooning is the father of The Slipping Glimpser. He reigns over a principality named Ambiguity. I am a disciple.

I have a tomb there. I do not know if Hands on the Right (Stage Left) are nixing Cell Phone Creatures or playing Chopstcks.

-something about Gravy, he said...

 I know you know about The Audience; but wouldn't you think that turning a proper doorknob could get you over The Rainbow

into the Boneyard?

 

 Not all murkiness remains unresolved. ART did very well to leap from 57th Street & Madison to POP.

When Warhol, Rosenquist, Jasper, Lichtenstein, Claes Oldenberg, George Segal et.al. hired the same PR Team

that sold The Mercury 7 Astronauts it was genius and history. I am afeared we have drifted back to a 57th @ Madison of the mind.

 Also, of similar Pop Flavor, it is now clear; He is not Purple, only the people he eats. AND, the bikini, by contemporary standards, was not itsy bitsy, only the polka dots were small. I must be stuck where Andy seared The Steer/ killed The Cow.

 

 I also need to inform: Although my original website did indeed half disintegrate, my current DOT NET is not actually only 3 images.

A book is not its cover. Necessary to read the inside flap and turn some pages.

 

 Why do I write these things. Maybe because they are about One-Ups and every one is The Last until it is not or it is.

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Damsel In Distress
 
September 2023

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Gentrification/ Gotta Go/ Redux

 September 2023

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 Schlock/ Kitsch/ Cant Redux

 October 2023

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Enterprise Mirror

 November 2023

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Dangling With Edwin Dickinson/ 1891-1978 Redux

 December 2023

Atlas Shrugged; Wouldn't You?

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Le Late Exposition

 December 2023

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TRANSACTIONAL, The T-Shirt

 February 2024

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LAMAG Exposition Confabulation

 February 2024

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